1. You must have several thousand post at an off shore sports forum..A minimum of 2,000 must be in the form of the following smiley-
2. You must have extreme sports knowledge and info as to why the SEC is the greatest conference ever..
3. You must be willing to change your posting personality overnite...
4. You must have over 3,000 childish threads posted between 2-5am in the morning...
5. You must always be right...and every opinionated poster wrong....
6. You must be of great morale character and always show up to our social events in proper attire
7. You must have at least 5 other ghost that you have carried out conversations with in your own threads in the past..
8. You must be capable of creating a handful of female ghost, with little or no knowledge of sports..capable of cluttering up our new forum and sidetracking any actual sports information...but in turn actually having a bunch of losers think they have a shot at hitting it..
9. You must have experience engaging in verbal tirades against the moderators of the current sports forums..And then work with them as your understudies, pretending to be pals...
10. Since we will have a pornography sub forum..You must at some point in your life started a thread discussing how you enjoy gay porn..
11. You must be vastly experienced in the art of creating threads where you announce "I am leaving..or "This will be my last post"..
12. You must be willing to comprehend that gambling is an illness...and that at times you may be surrounded by individuals who are in debt, pretending to be high rollers..you must embrace them..because they are great guys who are just sick
13. You must be willing to understand that there is no such thing as a gambling problem..what an individual may have is a losing problem..if he bets 1000 times and wins them all..there is never a problem...
14. You must be able to pretend that you are a good handicapper...
15. You must use extreme caution in everything you say..knowing that "the Man" is watching
16. You must have inbred hillbilly blood in your family tree..someone in your past must have talent..and another a purty mouth
17. You must have experience in never having an actual job...
18. At our new site..The only avatar we will allow is a personal portrait..you must be willing to comply to this...
19. You must be a very affectionate man...caring and showing love for your loved ones..In good and bad times..
20. You must have one hell of a sense of humor..understanding that those who joke about you...really love you!!
Pls send all applications to Jovenule Delisquent@Oldergayfreind.net...Thks
